Gymnast Suffers A Bad injury
Here’s a video of a dumbass gymnast getting injured.

I thought it would be fun to list all of the Gymnastic Events that I could couldn’t care less about watching:
The Horizontal Bar.
The Parallel Bars.
The Vault and Long Horse.
The Vault and Side Horse.
The Pommel Horse.
The Rings.
The Floor Exercises.
Floor Tumbling.
The Vault.
Download: Bad Gymnast Injury Video
And Here is a List of Gymnastic Events that I would not dare miss (on instant replays and highlight shows of coarse):
The Horizontal Bar – When somone slips, comes crashing to the ground, and breaks their neck.
The Parallel Bars – When a non-period having foreign woman misses completely, tries to brace her fall with her hand, and breaks her arm.
The Vault and Long Horse – When a Muscular, vompletely gay fairy boy lands on the vault too close to the edge, jumps over the horse, and lands sideways dislocating his shoulder.
The Vault and Side Horse – When a girl actually lands on the horse, then 10 seconds into her routine she front flips face first into the horse.
The Pommel Horse – When a gymnast fruitcake splits the horse and bashes his homo testicles gets rammed inside of his body.
The Rings -When a gay boy gymnast with a large and developed upper body and stick legs discounts how important it was to train his legs and, upon dismount, simply snaps both of his legs in a way that shoves the bones through his skin for all to see.
The Floor Exercises – I would love to see a psycho parent or coach of an opposing athlete just throw a dart right into the face of someone douing their routine.
Floor Tumbling – I would just like to see all people who do this floor tumbling and take it seriously be shot.
The Vault – Anytime a person misses while doing the vault is video gold! I recommend that these competitors have the difficulty increased on them by requiring a minimum blood alcohol level of 0.30%.


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